When we were stationed at Clark Air Force Base in the Phillippines, my dad was the 1961st Comm Group Commander.  My sister Lora and I were working on our raquetball skills, because we could never beat Dad.  So we would call and reservce the raquetball courts in his name (so we could bump anyone that already had a reservation).  Dad would come home at night and say "I got another complaint today about the raquetball courts.....". Lora and I would just laugh.....